- Fonseca: BESS CALL ME PLS
- Bess: okAY???
- Fonseca: i have logistics questions #tinyplanner
- Bess: HOLD ME CLOSER TINY PLAAANNNERR
- Ouiser: oh you live near the cemetery?
- Drummer: I'm right next to the cemetery.
- Ouiser: I BET YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE REALLY QUIET
Anonymous asked, "who is fonseca dating?"
- Fonseca: Ugh being gay is the worst, 0/0 would not recommend.
- Bess: I will be Str8 4 U
- Fonseca: Please keep being hetero but not normative
- Bess: Heterocombative?
- Fonseca: Yes you're very combative
Lots of Confederate Girl Problems paired with Yankee Girl Dreams. —Sarah
Zumba teacher said we have to get our arms ready for tank top season, I thought she said hand job season. —Bess
- Fonseca: This one prompt for class is so dumb, we have to write 37 sentences about the color yellow.
- Bess: Just quote the Coldplay song.
- Fonseca: ...I did.
- Bess: I'm gonna write a book for extroverts called The Proper Care and Feeding of Introverts.
- Fonseca: You're basically an expert on it at this point. Like, my crankiness is totally moot now.
- Bess: It's trial and error.
- Fonseca: It helps that I'm an introvert that is on par with a needy baby bird. Thus, I communicate: "Feed me."
- Bess: That's why I brought home the summer sausage
- Fonseca: ..."I need space." "I need quiet." "I need five more minutes so my girlfriend can finish seducing me."
- Bess: Hahaha. Put you in a quiet room with a pound of roast beef and an iPhone and you'll be dandy.